People of Walmart project
Upon viewing PeopleofWalmart.com, it occurred to me that some of these people have to know by now that they: A. Look ridiculous B. Their photographs are being taken. C. Uh…both? So I am embarking on something great…getting myself on that blog. I’m cooking up a wardrobe, I’m getting together a game plan. I am going to spend countless hours at Georgia Walmarts in December....
Things that go spark in the night
If there’s one thing I hate more than squeaky hinges, it’s not getting enough sleep. You want to talk about what a delirious and slightly grumpy Gretel I am while typing this, then come on down to my place of work…but please, bring coffee. In spite of my sour mood I have to admit that, after this morning’s incident, I am very thankful for my home, my life, and the fact...
Pondering the past.
*On the last day of 3rd grade, I asked my teacher if she would miss me. She said that she would. I then felt obligated to say that I would miss her as well. But, I didn’t feel it. It was just words. I don’t know why I did this. *When I was 12, I was certain that I would be kind of slutty in high school. Some dreams just aren’t meant to come to fruition, I guess.
Man goes to Forget Me Not Florist to purchase flowers on his debit card. Man’s wife checks bank statement and realizes those flowers were not for her. Man confesses to infidelity. Memaw and co. are subpoenaed to submit evidence for the divorce proceedings. Favorite story ever. What an idiot.
Didn't they already DO this?
The soon-to-be divorced couple Jon and Kate Gosselin are reportedly both sitting down to “provide new insights on their recent life events” and discuss “what the future holds for them and their eight children.”
Emily: I’ll be damned if one more person I know meets a fucking ghostbuster and i don’t and that includes you. i’ll have you know me: Oh, shit. Sent at 1:58 PM on Friday Emily: yeah so you better think before you go on a date with Ernie Hudson i had to look up his name.
Your Dirty Laundry is Repulsive
Headline News is infuriating me and causing me to express myself via the interwebs. Sometimes this happens. The subject this evening—-Jon and Kate. So…I’ve written them a letter that they will never read. Here’s the deal. You had me with your twins, and your six babies, and your cute little reality show. I watched, I ooh-ed, I ahh-ed, the whole deal. However, I find the...