I regret not calling to check in.
Someone was convicted for stalking Tyra Banks? Who stalks Tyra? Why waste your time?
I wonder when it gets easier
I act as if I’ve never been here before
http://twitpic.com/4a0n0 - Three BFFs
Wow. I’m really thankful for Flight of the Conchords and my roommate right now
The following is probably one of the most important things I have ever written. I was hesitant to post it, but so many people wanted a copy of it after Monday afternoon, that I decided to do so: 4-26-09 My mom has always told me that, on the day that I was born, you said to her, “We’ve waited 22 years for this girl.” Not that I needed to be the only girl in this...
I saw Flight of the Conchords tonight. It helped…for a bit
Flying home at nine. I’ll become a part of the world again sometime later in the week.
“Oh. I thought I was cooking a steak.” Probably one of the funniest things my papa ever said/did.
I had, what the kids call, “sweet tea vodka”….pretty much what you’d expect. AND…I can’t believe all these words are spelled correctly
But, seriously. All jokes and truth aside, I have two Conchords tickets for you.
Seriously. How? How do the visitors in my house know when I have to pee? Why do they find it necessary to race me to the toilet?
Can a girl get some help selling her extra Conchords tickets for 4/28 in Chicago? I have 4 and they all need to go!!
I really need to sell these extra Conchords tickets, you guys
I wishing and hoping that this guy who is buying my extra tickets does not flake on me tonight. Cross all your digits for me, please.
cheap clothes and groceries
I just overheard a woman at Walgreens: “Do dey have tamales? All I can afford is tamales”
Anyone else bothered by the treatment of the cat at Wrigley last night?
I may just drink tonight. Alone. And I am not ashamed.
Al Roker is on twitter…should I follow him?
I am way too overtaxed and tired and I don’t want to think about anything today. That’s all I have for you Tumblr. bye
I am over my back and neck hurting. Do I have whiplash?
I am sore everywhere. Seriously…everywhere
I’m going to hurt myself b/c I actually see eye to eye with Denise Richards on an issue.
I have the laziest cat in creation. I can guarantee it.
Hey, sup, Saturday? Thanks for the lie in
I am a dork and you are jealous
Gentlemen, do I have at least one number right? … I’ve been watching Price is Right vids on Youtube all morning. Why?
Because I have to
Everyone is talking about this woman. And, when I say “everyone” I mean EVERY…ONE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY It’s a great video. Here’s a woman who was teased by the judges only to blow them out of the water with her voice. Suddenly, they had their eyebrows raised for a completely different reason. It’s great to watch, and it puts a smile on...
Some people talk just to prove to the world they have the ability to form sentences. Their actual brain activity would suggest otherwise
I really hope I can acheive the craft project I’ve set out to conquer and do so in two weeks.
I really detest looking at armpits and cannot fathom why other people don’t feel the same way
Oh… hey, Twitter! Do you have any cold meds?
I think mentioning ham in a bar while drunk and flirting may be my new favorite funny. Especially when you call it “A ham”
barbeque sandwich for breakfast? yes.
Coughing is bad…BAD!
I just heard a woman on Oxygen say “They would go dancing at their neighborhood honky tonk.”
I wonder where my neighborhood honky tonk is located and why I don’t spend time there
A most heartfelt congratulations to my BFF Christy and her lady love!!!
I am slowly getting the hang of this day and it’s almost sunset.
Mom’s philosophy: “I don’t want to get fat, I like jelly beans…so I figure I’ll just work out…and eat jelly beans. “
Yeah I’m pretty fast and furious too, but you don’t see me bragging about it…stupid ass movie. Who let this happen?
Britney…keep it coming, girl. You are so stupid, I can’t stand it.
I was feeling down and blue I didn’t know what to say I had a chat with Dr. Drew About my “Almost Fiance” Said I to Drew, “Help!” He said “What’s wrong today?” I said, “When we sex, I yelp,” “I’m hurt by Almost Fiance” Dr. Drew was very nice He said, “It’s all okay.” “Does he take time to...
Never pride yourself on NOT being a moron. Inevitably, you will let yourself down. Why? Because you’re human and it is in your nature to be a moron every now and then. Welcome, you are.