Thank you Netflix, for reminding me about the movie “Heart and Souls”
At least I blend in well…
How did the fullness of my bladder, my need for a shower, etc, get attached to their brain waves? Their whims? I know not.
it doesn’t matter when I decide I’m going to go to the bathroom. Inevitably, someone in my house will get there first.
Okay. I have work to do this month. This is getting serious.
Mighty Boosh instead of bed.
Luke Luck likes lakes, Lukes Duck likes lakes, Luke Luck licks lakes, Lukes’ duck licks lakes
I would not like a semi with that, thanks
Okay, the fast food community really needs to come up with a firm decision as to what “small” “medium” and “large” are and stick to it. When I was a kid, small was small. Medium was medium. And, in turn, large was, well it was large. Now, at some point in my teen years, they thought they’d eliminate the name “small” and call that size...
It’s a lonely weekend. I don’t get lonely. What the shit?
also…five people have mysteriously vanished from my home. I hope I’m not next. My understudy would NOT be happy.
I had a dream that was just as awesome as it was terrible.
I would like to just say no to crushes. Especially those that come from absolutely no where. No thanks. This will not end well.
I’m wondering if Lifetime Movie Network intended for their logo to resemble a pack of birth control pills. I’m guessing, yes.
Bad idea! Sorry you were thrown out, Cherry Tomato
Lady Gaga…no one cares how “crazy wild” your makeup and hair can get, you are not talented.
I am over people being pompous around me and I’m going to start calling them out
It’s amazing how people can be when judging comedy. It’s supposed to be fun like an amusement park or something. Calm down.
I just adore those kiwis so effing much