May 2009
77 posts
I ‘m watching a documentary that makes me hate teenagers more than when I WAS a teenager
People, please.
If you are asking for donations for a charity, you are more likely to get money from donors if you do not give off the impression that you are entitled to that money! Walking up to me with cockiness and a bad attitude does not make me feel sympathy for people who have cancer. You should think about this.
It’s not the way to go about things.
*sigh* I hate it when I make a typo on my blog…
Never mind, I guess.
There are times when I just want to sign all day long
know why Gwen Stefani’s voice sounded like that on American Idol, Perez Hilton? Because, unlike your favorite pop stars, Stefani sings live
Suck it
I had something interesting to write here, but then I forgot it so I just wrote this instead. Want those last two seconds of your life back?
In reference to today’s Facebook status, “Casey Pilkenton is more inclined to greet the dogs than the people”…it is so true.
When clients walk into Lucky Dog, I look immediately at the dog and say in a high pitched voice, “Hello!!”
Inevitably, I hear a human voice respond, “Hi, this is [insert dog name here]”
I then look at the dog, as if to say in...
“you’re the one who is a musical, ma’am”—Cully J
Is anyone else as creeped out as I am by this Kentucky Grilled Chicken?
I’m convinced that those SweetTarts helped my throat.
I really, really need to do my laundry tonight but …
You know what, ya old bat, if this IS swine flu I’m carrying…you’re going DOWN!
My sore throat is now immune to NyQuil. I was in a perfectly peaceful coma.
I need to do laundry in a serious way. I haven’t unpacked my suitcase from last week. I am counting down the days until I can see my family again. I have to shift and rearrange obligations just so I can work enough to make up for all the time off this month. I am sick.
Thumbs down.
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I’m sorry you’ve been neglected.
Lunch? Yeah, prob’ly
Whatever, Twitter. Whatever.
