The pain factor was hideous– woman on, I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant
Chick, who is you?– Mr. Chi City
http://www.rathergood.com/bite The video at that link will change your life. Seriously…holy crap.
I just read my journal from when I was 16 years old, which was kind of a mistake, but also kind of interesting. I really thought that I had changed a ton since then, but I actually haven’t, really. I also thought I completed that journal, but apparently I didn’t. ALL of my journals and diaries have empty pages. I’m pretty sure that’s just how I roll. No finish necessary. I...
Things I've learned from today
This cat is passing judgement Please note the following: 1) North Avenue is the worst avenue in America. I am convinced. It is slow, there is always last minute construction with no warning so you have to merge into the very angry left hand lane. It’s bullshit. 2) You should never spray your scraped knuckle with Lidocaine and then eat toast because it will make your numb. It is up...
Um. I hope you never underestimate how much I love claymation. And Brits.
OMG, like...nooooooo waaaaaaay
There is a time in every Casey Gayle Pilkenton’s life when she realizes that she truly, without a doubt, detests girls. I’m not talking about females because, hello…hypocrite! I am talking about girls. Girly, frilly, talking without proper use of their jaw muscles, girls.This time in my life, the realization moment, well, it happened a long, long time ago. However, two...
By far, my favorite comment on YouTube
She did a ninja move and bit him. I guess she’s mentally retarded. Not in a “stupid” way, I mean in a “head” way. A head way. I think the head way retards go to special schools, and the stupid way retards end up in Hollywood on reality shows. But…I’m not totally sure.
How did you know, 'cause I never told...
…You found out…I’ve got a CRUSH ON YOU! Remember this movie? And how her name was Darian but then the screen writer was sued by the girl he based the story on so he dubbed it over and her name was Adrian? Get with the program, dude. Did you NOT think you’d be sued? I mean, her name was Darian! It wasn’t Kate or Sally, it was Darian! Duh. It’s on right now....
I think there is a reason why, on the 24th of the month, my best friend can’t stop watching clips from That 70’s Show on YouTube and decides to share them with me. That was one of James Pilkenton’s favorites afterall. Oh, Papa. You’ve always been so subtle. Thanks for saying, “hi.” I love you. Three months is far too long.
Difference between "yes" and "no"
This is a NO: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/sure_why_not_twihard_tattoo_ga.php This documentary, however, is such a huge YES that I am almost terrified. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ETK24ax-9A (Don’t be jealous, but I went to college in Phenix City, Alabama’s neighboring Georgia town, Columbs. So…I’ve probably eaten barbeque with this dude. I will be available...
My goodness. We’ve lost another one. Another two if you count the Taco Bell dog. 2009 is not a good year to be famous, for sure. http://ottawa.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20090722/OTT_Les_Lye_090722/20090722/?hub=OttawaHome
Go ask Alice what movie to see in March. →
I will not get my hopes up that it’s great. I will not get my hopes up that it’s great. (Did you hear Alan Rickman’s in this one?) DON’T CARE! I will not get my hopes up that it’s great. Sometimes, we must talk to ourselves.
There Are Days
To you, a friend who grieves There are days When you will crave solitude And days When affection is needed There are days When you want to give up And days When you know you’ve succeeded There are days When you hunger for everything And days When nothing will help you There are days When you fight just to live And days When you push, ‘cause you have to There are days When your...
One more sign that the human race is dying out
Reasons for suicide are becoming more and more trivial, aren’t they? http://www.macrumors.com/2009/07/21/foxconn-employee-reportedly-commits-suicide-over-lost-iphone-prototype/
I’ve been neglecting this bloggy blog. Sad little thing. I swear he just called the box office.
ENOUGH with Lady Gaga! This does NOT look good! Period. http://bit.ly/1asYll
In other news, this free cream cheese danish is radiant and delicious
Man, is it just me, or is Joe Jackson’s nose growing? NOW who needs plastic surgery?
I’m sorry, but Jon and Kate are soooooo pre-MJ’s death for me.
I hope you don’t think less of me, but I’m fairly certain that my true calling in life is consuming margaritas
An overcast Saturday makes me sleepy and calls for The Lost Boys
Men who listen to Fiona Apple…are being bashed right now at the Second City
Oh JEEEZ, Twitter! Sometimes I don’t know what to say to you…or on you…or through you…
Only 12 minutes in and I’ve already spoken to the most painfully stupid human being on the planet. And I think she was drunk
“Hi. I know you’re Dillon, but is there a GIRL Dillon?”
I don’t know if I’m writing a book or a play. This can’t be a good thing.
Just in time for Ringwald’s kidshttp://bit.ly/Jq5NK
What do you mean there isn’t enough time to sit in the sun, learn ukulele, write a play, go to an appt., and go to Verizon in one day?
OH! And work out
Tweetly-tweetly deet, tweetly-deetly deet
Michael Jackson’s childhood home http://twitpic.com/a2sfy
I’m unsure how I feel about Sasha Baron Cohen…and I’m also not afraid who knows it. Bring on the lynch mob.
I really wish this customer would stop calling me about tickets from that creepy pay phone. Where did he even find it?
Hey there, day, you were incredibly gross. Goodbye
I’m kind of sick of hearing everyone’s opinion on Michael Jackson. People argue just to argue. You didn’t know him. Let him rest in peace
Am I getting sick? Really? I haven’t the time, but I appreciate the gesture, germs.
Paris Jackson, come to auntie Casey
I am amazed by all of these people. Simply amazed.
Get a Planned Parenthood gift certificate for the hoochie in your family TODAY!
Honestly. What did I just eat? Who said Burger King was a good idea?
I really can’t stand English-speaking people who use fake accents when talking about foreign foods and surnames. Just say “risotto” you boob
I’m sorry but celebrity sex secrets need not be shared. I don’t care if the celebrity is dead or not.