August 2009
23 posts
“The pain factor was hideous”
– woman on, I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant
“Chick, who is you?”
– Mr. Chi City
Holy. Crap.
http://www.rathergood.com/bite
The video at that link will change your life. Seriously…holy crap.
July 2009
50 posts
Traditional.
Yesteryear
I just read my journal from when I was 16 years old, which was kind of a mistake, but also kind of interesting. I really thought that I had changed a ton since then, but I actually haven’t, really. I also thought I completed that journal, but apparently I didn’t. ALL of my journals and diaries have empty pages. I’m pretty sure that’s just how I roll. No finish necessary.
I...
Things I've learned from today
This cat is passing judgement
Please note the following:
1) North Avenue is the worst avenue in America. I am convinced. It is slow, there is always last minute construction with no warning so you have to merge into the very angry left hand lane. It’s bullshit.
2) You should never spray your scraped knuckle with Lidocaine and then eat toast because it will make your numb. It is up...
Um. I hope you never underestimate how much I love claymation.
And Brits.
OMG, like...nooooooo waaaaaaay
There is a time in every Casey Gayle Pilkenton’s life when she realizes that she truly, without a doubt, detests girls. I’m not talking about females because, hello…hypocrite! I am talking about girls. Girly, frilly, talking without proper use of their jaw muscles, girls.This time in my life, the realization moment, well, it happened a long, long time ago. However, two...
By far, my favorite comment on YouTube
She did a ninja move and bit him. I guess she’s mentally retarded. Not in a “stupid” way, I mean in a “head” way.
A head way. I think the head way retards go to special schools, and the stupid way retards end up in Hollywood on reality shows. But…I’m not totally sure.
How did you know, 'cause I never told...
…You found out…I’ve got a CRUSH ON YOU!
Remember this movie? And how her name was Darian but then the screen writer was sued by the girl he based the story on so he dubbed it over and her name was Adrian? Get with the program, dude. Did you NOT think you’d be sued? I mean, her name was Darian! It wasn’t Kate or Sally, it was Darian! Duh.
It’s on right now....
Reasoning
I think there is a reason why, on the 24th of the month, my best friend can’t stop watching clips from That 70’s Show on YouTube and decides to share them with me. That was one of James Pilkenton’s favorites afterall.
Oh, Papa. You’ve always been so subtle. Thanks for saying, “hi.” I love you. Three months is far too long.
Difference between "yes" and "no"
This is a NO:
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/sure_why_not_twihard_tattoo_ga.php
This documentary, however, is such a huge YES that I am almost terrified.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ETK24ax-9A
(Don’t be jealous, but I went to college in Phenix City, Alabama’s neighboring Georgia town, Columbs. So…I’ve probably eaten barbeque with this dude. I will be available...
R.I.P.
My goodness. We’ve lost another one. Another two if you count the Taco Bell dog. 2009 is not a good year to be famous, for sure.
http://ottawa.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20090722/OTT_Les_Lye_090722/20090722/?hub=OttawaHome
Go ask Alice what movie to see in March. →
I will not get my hopes up that it’s great. I will not get my hopes up that it’s great. (Did you hear Alan Rickman’s in this one?) DON’T CARE! I will not get my hopes up that it’s great.
Sometimes, we must talk to ourselves.
There Are Days
To you, a friend who grieves
There are days When you will crave solitude And days When affection is needed
There are days When you want to give up And days When you know you’ve succeeded
There are days When you hunger for everything And days When nothing will help you
There are days When you fight just to live And days When you push, ‘cause you have to
There are days When your...
One more sign that the human race is dying out
Reasons for suicide are becoming more and more trivial, aren’t they?
http://www.macrumors.com/2009/07/21/foxconn-employee-reportedly-commits-suicide-over-lost-iphone-prototype/
