Convo with Dad
Dad: Savannah Square burned down.
Me: What?
Dad: The building where Holly cut hair.
Me: Oh, no! How?
Dad: It caught on fire.
Me: Well, I did not deserve that, Todd. I know it caught on fire! Do they think it was arson? Was it electrical?
Dad: They’re investigating. One of the women who rented space there is late paying her rent so they were going to throw her out…
Me: So you think she started the fire?!
Dad: Well…she’s kind of an asshole…
<—-Todd, circa 80-something
