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Why?

If you’re wanting tickets to a comedy show and you have two options—-either calling the box office yourself

or

having your daughter call the box office while you shout out questions for her to ask, spout out your credit card information so the ticket seller has to hear everything twice (once muffled, once clear)

then you should probably opt for choice #1.

Why do you need a middle man for your ticket purchase? If you can speak, this just makes absolutely no sense.